Back in the late '90s, Chris Claremont had a brief but interesting run on Fantastic Four. And you know what that means.
NINJA SUE, who could give Iron Fist a run for his money.
We can only conclude that either Iron Fist truly sucks as a fighter, or he's the best trainer in the world.
Now, I know you're thinking that Sue is well on her way to becoming tight with ninja-Psylocke, if Claremont has anything to say about it. But I'm sure he knows where to draw the line. After all, Sue isn't saying trademark Claremont phrases like "Devil take..."
No, your contact lenses aren't fogging up. That is indeed Sue Richards--in a jammer.
Alright, so maybe she's been getting fashion tips from Rogue. And, yes, she's hanging with Colleen Wing and Misty Knight. And yeah, hell should have frozen over before we ever heard Sue Richards yelling "KIAI!" That still doesn't mean that she's starting to OMG IT'S THE RED QUEEN: